Orange Pill Your Grandma — Sound Money Records — lyrics
Button-up shirt
I look harmless
Talking small talk
Playing normal
Weather
Work
"how 'bout Netflix?"
They all nodding
Yeah
They cordial
Then I say
"You ever wonder
Why your savings feel so thin?"
Blank stares around the table
(I just cracked the door wide in)
I'm grinning
Grandma pours her tea
Thinks I'm asking 'bout her day
I'm like
"Fiat's on life support"
Watch her rosary start to sway
They think I'm joking
They think I'm done
Can't take me nowhere
I just begun
I'm a maxi
Can't shut me up
Orange pill your grandma
Fill her cup (hey!)
They thought I was normal
Then I spoke truth
Leave 'em all slack-jawed across the room
I'm a maxi
Can't shut me up
Orange pill your grandma
Then the whole room
What? (yeah!)
You can't take me anywhere
That's too true
I'll orange pill your grandma
And the whole room too
Birthday party
Baby shower
I show up
Smile
Bring a gift
Five whole minutes acting normal
Then I'm on that "currency drift"
"Look
Your cash is getting weaker"
Uncle laughs
"Here we go"
By dessert I've got his ledger
He's like
"Show me
Bro
Real slow"
Office drinks
They talk promotions
I'm like
"Cool
But check the chart"
Coworker thought I meant his steps
Now he's learning scarcity art (okay!)
From dentist chair to taxi ride
I spread that digital gospel wide
They booked a chill night
Quiet view
They got a seminar and a thesis too
I'm a maxi
Can't shut me up
Orange pill your grandma
Fill her cup (oh yeah!)
They thought I was normal
Then I spoke truth
Leave 'em all slack-jawed across the room
I'm a maxi
Can't shut me up
Orange pill your grandma
Then the whole room
What? (hey!)
You can't take me anywhere
That's too true
I'll orange pill your grandma
And the whole room too
She said
"Son
What's this you're saying?"
I said
"Nana
It's just math"
Next thing
She's explaining halving
Roasting boomers at the caf (woo!)
Friends still claim I'm overboard
'til they see her hardware stash
Little old lady with laser focus
Clowning cash
Counting sats
I'm a maxi
Can't shut me up
Orange pill your grandma
Fill her cup
They thought I was normal
Then I spoke truth
Leave 'em all slack-jawed across the room
I'm a maxi
Can't shut me up
Orange pill your grandma
Then the whole room
What?
You can't take me anywhere
That's too true
I'll orange pill your grandma
And the whole room too (yeah)
I'll orange pill your grandma
And the whole room too
Sound / Money